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"Null reference exception, what does that even _mean_?" Randy whined.
"You probably didn't initialize one of your variables," Bob said.
"Ugh, that's so stupid. That's why we should be doing this project in PHP, not
Java."
Randy had a lot of issues with Java. The fact that variables were strongly
typed and had to be initialized bothered him. He felt the compiler errors
were overly cryptic. He loudly proclaimed to anyone that would listen that
design patterns were a scaffold that tried to address the fact that strongly-
type, object-oriented languages were invented by Nazis and barely worked.
"PHP," he would often say, "doesn't have these problems."
Bob had joined this particular project late. It was called "Operation Blue
Light" due to some random corporate project name generator, and had gained a
reputation as being the "Blue Light Special"- it was failing so badly that it
was predicted that everyone working on it was going to end up working smart-
working S-Mart. When Bob joined, he saw a lot of code like this:
> `
>
> ResultSet result = select.executeQuery("SELECT password FROM users where
username='" + username + "'");
>
> ...
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